Funny stories of sex and dating

Sometimes a date is so bad you just want to run away screaming.

Funny stories of sex and dating-90

I cringed 14) A man who stole the sugar sachets from the cafe we were having a coffee in. It was as if someone flicked a switch at that moment.

20) He told me he was in love with another woman – his mother – and I would have to ‘overcome’ her to prove myself to him.

21) We were in Pizza Express and he ordered a side salad and expected me to eat some!

Reader, I blocked him 10) On picking me up for a first date he produced a picture from his wallet of a model in a wedding dress.

He then showed it to my mum and told her that was the dress he imagined his future wife wearing.

11) He told me he shaved his legs because he was a keen cyclist. 15) The one who asked me out while we were sitting chatting. So shallow of me, but once I’d noticed them there was no hope for us!

Turned out it was because he liked to dress up in women’s clothes. 12) Picked me up in his converted Escort with a large exhaust and bucket seats. When I stood up he said, ‘Oh you’re taller than I thought. 16) When I texted to say we could meet in bar ‘Haha’ he replied with sweary text calling me all sorts [as] he assumed I was being funny. 18) The guy who, minutes into our first snog, asked me to hold his ‘love truncheon’.

I’m thinking ‘if the woman has been coerced or trafficked’.

He went on, ‘if it was going to be any good’ 3) While arranging a third date he asked if he could stay at mine. All the time 6) Guy I’d been seeing a couple of weeks: ‘Do you mind if I brush your hair with my mum’s hairbrush?

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